Daily Grind Of Still Water

Ray Mouncey, ultra- distance runner, on racing through Death Valley.We wouldn’t have been stupid enough to go out in that weather and play a silly-ass game and freeze to death. Ian Feuer, Rushden & Diamonds goalkeeper and musician’s son.I’ve never been to Canada but I’ve seen where it is on the map. Gregory, after his side’s Worthington Cup shoot-out defeat to West Ham following a late penalty decision.THE WEIRD AND THE WONDERFUL`It sums up the Brighton, the Hove, and the Albion’I was going at quite a high speed The giraffe just crossed in front of me. The Rushall secretary Peter Athersmith on the importance of getting information on their Kosovan player, Dino Shabani.Referees should be wired up to a couple of electrodes and they should be allowed to make three mistakes before you run 50,000 volts through their genitals. Carlos Sainz on the problems of the Safari Rally in Kenya.My dad played with Elvis quite a few times. John Gregory, Aston Villa manager.I don’t think we should have shoot-outs We should have a shoot-the- ref shoot-out.

Who am I to argue?Brian Clough on having a stand named after him at Nottingham Forest.I hope they all get bloody diarrhoea. Clough on Manchester United’s decision to opt out of the FA Cup to play in Brazil.I don’t like all these passes. Egil Olsen, Wimbledon manager, on his philosophy.He might have stabbed a referee for all we know, like most of us want to do from time to time. Keegan, before his first England game, against Poland.After last night, about 20. Keegan, after Scotland’s victory at Wembley, asked how many Euro 2000 warm-up games he would like.I blame the players It was nothing to do with me. Ruud Gullit, then Newcastle manager, after defeat to Spurs.People will say this is not before time.

Glenn Hoddle, in the interview that led to his dismissal as England coach.I can’t believe it I can’t believe it Football, eh? Bloody hell. Alex Ferguson, Manchester United manager, after his side’s last-minute victory in the European Cup final.We’ve got an advantage, I suppose, because I speak the language. Kevin Keegan, England’s German-speaking coach, on being drawn in Germany’s group for the 2002 World Cup.I want them all standing there singing the National Anthem. I’m not saying I’ll drop them if they don’t sing it – well, only if they’re out of tune. You have to look at things that happened in your life and ask why. We should have a shoot-the-ref shoot-out’You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains Some people have not been born like that for a reason The karma is working from another lifetime What you sow you reap. I was a very good friend of Jordan – he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen.

Mariah Carey, singer, on being told of the death of King Hussein of Jordan.THE BEST AND WORST OF BOSS-SPEAK`We shouldn’t have shoot-outs. Frank Lebeouf, of Chelsea.He bought me a one-way ticket back to Rio. Susana Werner, on being dumped by Ronaldo.David is actually a really intelligent person He’s really deep. Victoria Adams, on her husband, David Beckham.They’ve already taken over tennis Nobody can sell sweets and popcorn like they can Tennis was dead before my girls came along.